Total Retard (Or How To Run a Successful Home School)
1. I saw my mom suck my dad’s cock—they were doing sixty-
nine— on my baby blanket. My dad seemed to like it because he was
smiling. My mom seemed to wonder while she was sucking my dad’s
cock why my dad was smiling and not sucking her pussy. My mom
kept sucking his cock. My dad kept smiling. I kind of wondered when
I’d get my blanket back.
2. I saw my sister fuck my grandfather (mom’s side) on a spotted
horse in the field. Whenever the horse trotted my sister grunted
because my grandfather’s cock (mom’s side) stuck inside her even
more. My sister whipped my grandfather because he kept smiling at
her. “Why do you whip me when I fuck you on horseback?” my
grandfather asked her. “Because you forgot to wear your dentures,”
my sister said. Then she whipped him again. My sister’s skin is really
3. I caught my brother and his girlfriend Jacklyn jacking each other
off in the back yard. My brother put his fingers inside his girlfriend
Jacklyn’s pussy. His girlfriend Jacklyn put her fingers around my
brother’s cock. They both kept their clothes on. Our three dogs
watched them do it. I think that Charlie—our spotted Labrador—is
4. My sister likes older men. She let my grandfather (dad’s side)
finger her asshole while grandfather fucked his mistress, a forty year
old woman from the Bronx. The forty year old woman from the Bronx
held my sister close because my sister and the forty year old woman
were about to orgasm at the same time. Although my grandfather is
old, he looks a lot like a girl.
5. My father pulled out his cock in front of my friend Melinda.
Melinda got down on her knees because she thought I had left the
room to go pee. I caught Melinda on her knees in front of my father
with her tongue out. My father held some money or something in his
right hand. Melinda had pulled down her pants just below her ass. I
like my father’s cock, I think. I like Melinda’s ass.
6. My sister sat next to my grandfather (dad’s side), the one who
looks like a girl. She stroked his cock a lot and watched his thirty year
old mistress, Margaret, shove my grandfather’s left foot into her,
Margaret’s, pussy. Margaret’s pussy is really hairy. My sister couldn’t
stop watching Margaret fuck her self with my grandfather’s left foot.
My grandfather shaves his legs, I think.
7. My mom caught my dad with his pants down, holding his cock,
and lifting my aunt’s (mom’s sister) right leg so he could put his cock
inside my aunt’s (mom’s sister) pussy. All my mom did was smile and
close the door behind her.
8. My mom pulled down her pants and showed my uncle (her
brother) her bare pussy. My uncle touched my mom’s breast like he
was petting a dog. My uncle stroked himself on my mom, who got
down real fast to put my uncle’s cock in her mouth. My mom kept
caressing my uncle’s cheek.
9. My gay uncle and my sister and her friend Sally were naked in
the bathroom together. My sister and her friend Sally were holding my
gay uncle up because he was drunk or on poppers or stereo head
cleaner or something. My sister stroked my gay uncle’s cock, who
laughed. “Don’t stop,” my gay uncle said, “I’m gay.” My gay uncle
laughs like a girl. My sister’s friend Sally let my gay uncle use her as
a chair. My gay uncle has a hairy butt.
10. My mom’s older sister, Mabel, let my fat uncle Ron (dad’s side),
put his cock inside her pussy on the couch in the living room. They
were both naked. My mom said, “Leave them alone, honey,” and
added the eggs to the brownie mix. But it was hard for me not to
watch my fat uncle bounce up and down on my mom’s older sister,
who I thought was a lesbian because her girlfriend Judy is napping in
my bed right now.
SMITH lives in San Francisco, California. Her stuff has appeared on
PANK, HAHA Clever, BIG OTHER, Everyday Genius, and is forthcoming in
PANK 5, Artifice Magazine 3 and Stymie Magazine. She blogs here.